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Official Hexen:Edge of Chaos Community! • GRANTED, but...
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GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:38 pm
by YoBadMama
This is a forum game.

The rules are simple, one person makes a wish and the next person grants that wish, but with a side effect.

Example:

Guy1: I wish I could fly.
Guy2: Granted, but you have to do it with your eyes closed. I wish I had money....

and so on.

I will wish first,

I wish I could turn my hand into any tool I need.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:52 am
by Caffeine Freak
Granted, but you can never have your hand back. I wish I didn't need sleep...

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:03 am
by deadite4
Granted, but then you must spend all of your newfound awake time mapping and fixing entity names. I wish I could sing...

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:24 pm
by YoBadMama
Granted,but you can only sing death metal. I wish I could meet Superman.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:24 pm
by redeemer812
Granted, but when you meet him he will only have 10 seconds left to live.

I wish I had a warp-capable space cruiser.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:55 pm
by YoBadMama
Granted, but warp travel would take twice as long.

I wish something good is on the television.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:52 pm
by Corvus
Granted, but you could watch only silent films.

I wish I could have Hexen III by Raven Software.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:34 pm
by artemis84
Granted, but Activision makes them turn it into a modern setting shooter. I wish I had Soldier of Fortune 3 by Raven.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:06 am
by YoBadMama
Granted, but all of your consoles cant read any other games.

I wish the new Godzilla film was made by Toho instead of Legendary pictures.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:16 am
by Corvus
Granted, but the role of Godzilla is played by Justin Bieber.

I wish I could have an item trainer, like those in RPGs, but in real life.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:47 pm
by YoBadMama
Granted, but he can only teach you how to use a spoon.
I wish batteries were self-rechargable.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:55 pm
by tric5391
Granted, but the only way to charge them is if you complete the circuit.

I wish my ACL wasn't torn.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:45 pm
by redeemer812
Granted, but both of your elbows are over extended now.

I wish I had telekinesis.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:40 pm
by ShadesMaster
Telekinesis, eh? Than you'd be prone to telekinetic seizures, during which an otherwise ordinary room would get very wild very fast!

Me... I wish for 100... billion... dollars! After of course a taxable amount of 200 billion, so come tax time I'd be in for a sizeable refund!

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:33 pm
by YoBadMama

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:59 pm
by Tserra
Granted, but you wished to be turned into a cockroach.

I wish my math could solve itsself.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:42 pm
by redeemer812
Granted, but it gets carried away and begins solving every other question it can think of, including, "Why are you alive?"

When it finds no answer, your (completed) homework eats you alive to conserve Earth resources.

I wish it wasn't so dern'd hard to come up with good answers to these wishes.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:36 pm
by BloodRayne
Granted but you'd need to insert a nickle every time you get up with a good wish.

I wish hardware would be 40 years more advanced so I'd still be young enough to experience and appreciate it fully.

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:50 am
by redeemer812
How can I grant a wish like that? I'm guessing you're already 35. :P

Fine, whatever. Granted, but all the latest technologies (from the past 39 years) have been patented into oblivion by all the giant consumer computer businesses. Ergo, you cannot even look at the hardware without paying large sums of money to the owner(s).

I wish for infinite wishes that never expire, can be used whenever I decide, for whatever I want, for whatever purpose; last for whatever amount of time I please; and cannot be used against me by someone other than me. Effective immediately.

HAH

Re: GRANTED, but...

Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:45 am
by deadite4
Granted, but you suffer from the worse case of amnesia ever recorded rendering your knowledge of being able to make said wishes infinitely lost forever.

I wish for the first snowstorm of the season.