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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:43 am

Granted, but it turns out to be the worst snowstorm in history and you're buried alive under a glacier with no chance of rescue.

I wish I could have everything, consequence free. Forever. Right now. With no possibility of someone taking it from me. Or hiding it. Or barring me access from it, in any way, shape, or form.

Forever. And ever.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:23 pm

I broke the game, didn't I.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby BloodRayne » Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:35 pm

redeemer812 wrote:I wish I could have everything, consequence free. Forever. Right now. With no possibility of someone taking it from me. Or hiding it. Or barring me access from it, in any way, shape, or form.

Forever. And ever.

Granted, but only if you live for 24 hours afterwards.

I wish I didn't have any wishes.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:07 pm

Last I checked, you had to grant a person's wish unconditionally and add a side effect of your own to the mix.

Besides, preventing me from living for more than 24 hours is sort of a consequence, which my wish strictly prohibits.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby BloodRayne » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:35 pm

redeemer812 wrote:Last I checked, you had to grant a person's wish unconditionally and add a side effect of your own to the mix.

Besides, preventing me from living for more than 24 hours is sort of a consequence, which my wish strictly prohibits.

Oh yes, but those 24 hrs have nothing to do with the getting everything (side-effect). You'll get everything, without consequence. :ugeek:
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:21 pm

Fine, but if your side effect causes me to lose access to my newly acquired shtuff, then you will be responsible. And the terms of my wish clearly state that no one can ever bar my access to my stuff. Ever.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby BloodRayne » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:01 pm

You can have it. You'll just be dead. :D

The thing about wishes is that there is always a hidden consequence, even when there isn't. That's the paradox.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby Edgus » Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:35 pm

BloodRayne wrote:The thing about wishes is that there is always a hidden consequence, even when there isn't. That's the paradox.

Granted but consequence can't go looping around and around. So you'll always end up with no possibility of thinking off next wish.

Excuse me if that wasn't a wish.xD

My wish... My wish is to transform into crossbow wielding-poison bolting assasin. Preferably a man. :?

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby BloodRayne » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:22 pm

Edgus wrote:My wish... My wish is to transform into crossbow wielding-poison bolting assasin. Preferably a man. :?

Granted, but you'll be really really fat.
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