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GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:38 pm

This is a forum game.

The rules are simple, one person makes a wish and the next person grants that wish, but with a side effect.

Example:

Guy1: I wish I could fly.
Guy2: Granted, but you have to do it with your eyes closed. I wish I had money....

and so on.

I will wish first,

I wish I could turn my hand into any tool I need.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby Caffeine Freak » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:52 am

Granted, but you can never have your hand back. I wish I didn't need sleep...
Yep, time for another Doom fix.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby deadite4 » Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:03 am

Granted, but then you must spend all of your newfound awake time mapping and fixing entity names. I wish I could sing...
Sounds Great. Do it again.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted,but you can only sing death metal. I wish I could meet Superman.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 3:24 pm

Granted, but when you meet him he will only have 10 seconds left to live.

I wish I had a warp-capable space cruiser.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:55 pm

Granted, but warp travel would take twice as long.

I wish something good is on the television.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby Corvus » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:52 pm

Granted, but you could watch only silent films.

I wish I could have Hexen III by Raven Software.

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Postby artemis84 » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:34 pm

Granted, but Activision makes them turn it into a modern setting shooter. I wish I had Soldier of Fortune 3 by Raven.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:06 am

Granted, but all of your consoles cant read any other games.

I wish the new Godzilla film was made by Toho instead of Legendary pictures.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby Corvus » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:16 am

Granted, but the role of Godzilla is played by Justin Bieber.

I wish I could have an item trainer, like those in RPGs, but in real life.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:47 pm

Granted, but he can only teach you how to use a spoon.
I wish batteries were self-rechargable.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby tric5391 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 7:55 pm

Granted, but the only way to charge them is if you complete the circuit.

I wish my ACL wasn't torn.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:45 pm

Granted, but both of your elbows are over extended now.

I wish I had telekinesis.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby ShadesMaster » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:40 pm

Telekinesis, eh? Than you'd be prone to telekinetic seizures, during which an otherwise ordinary room would get very wild very fast!

Me... I wish for 100... billion... dollars! After of course a taxable amount of 200 billion, so come tax time I'd be in for a sizeable refund!

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby YoBadMama » Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:33 pm

I'm right behind you, but don't turn around, it only makes me angrier.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby Tserra » Mon Nov 29, 2010 11:59 pm

Granted, but you wished to be turned into a cockroach.

I wish my math could solve itsself.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:42 pm

Granted, but it gets carried away and begins solving every other question it can think of, including, "Why are you alive?"

When it finds no answer, your (completed) homework eats you alive to conserve Earth resources.

I wish it wasn't so dern'd hard to come up with good answers to these wishes.

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby BloodRayne » Sat Dec 11, 2010 7:36 pm

Granted but you'd need to insert a nickle every time you get up with a good wish.

I wish hardware would be 40 years more advanced so I'd still be young enough to experience and appreciate it fully.
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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby redeemer812 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:50 am

How can I grant a wish like that? I'm guessing you're already 35. :P

Fine, whatever. Granted, but all the latest technologies (from the past 39 years) have been patented into oblivion by all the giant consumer computer businesses. Ergo, you cannot even look at the hardware without paying large sums of money to the owner(s).

I wish for infinite wishes that never expire, can be used whenever I decide, for whatever I want, for whatever purpose; last for whatever amount of time I please; and cannot be used against me by someone other than me. Effective immediately.

HAH

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Re: GRANTED, but...

Postby deadite4 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:45 am

Granted, but you suffer from the worse case of amnesia ever recorded rendering your knowledge of being able to make said wishes infinitely lost forever.

I wish for the first snowstorm of the season.
Sounds Great. Do it again.


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